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Police shot himself in order to get a medal

An indian police was hospitalized after trying desperately to win a medal of honor.
   Majesh Rajguru claimed that his injuries came in the incident, in which six unknown men opened fire in a residential area of Jaipur. He invented the story of a gunslinger and the men's escape, which he tried to prevent. Actually the police shot himself and alerted his colleagues.
   At the hospital it was found that bullets which damaged Rajgurua came from a man's own service weapon.

Solution for Japan's radiation problem

Because all of this fuzz of the Japan's radiation I have a solution!!!
The medical faculty of the University of Pittsburgh has happy news for all those who fear nuclear radiation: experiments on mice have shown a red wine to protect cells from the effects of radiation. So if you live near power plants (or in Fukushima) you should therefore be prepared for disasters by purchasing a decent wine basement.

Interesting "bite" of info

An American survey revealed unexpectedly, that women are more sports mad than men. 70 percent of the women said that they would prefer to watch an ice hockey game rather than have sexual intercourse. Only half of the men would have done that. :D

Love is blind

Horny male elephant thought in South African safari park, that a parked Volkswagen Passat was a female elephant and started to "mate" with the car. When the creature didn't get any response, it got upset and turned the car on its roof. Fortunately, the five-ton elephant didn't try after that the so-called "missionary position", because there was still people in the car :D

Real important piece of information

Chimpanzees produce 200 times more sperm than the gorillas, says a Japanese researcher Hideko Fujii-Hanamoto. Thank God we know this now. -.-

Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun

A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a gun.

   The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to his house Monday night.

  The homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house. Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun.

    The Police took Chapek into custody. He was booked for criminal trespass.
They did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun. :D